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How to survive a Creepy Pasta Basics

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These instructions are only in general if you encounter ANY kind of Creepy Pasta, I will get in detail in other 'How to Survive'. But in this one, it's just what you should do if you get into situations. Ok, now lets get started, shall we?

1.) This maybe refereed to any kind of situation, USE COMMON SENSE!!! If you see a Creepy Pasta of any kind, you shouldn't be like, "hey there stranger, you look weird and a bit off, and despite the fact you want to kill me, lets be friends and hug." NO, you should be like this "AHHHHHHHHH" running away, fight, or whatever.

2.) Don't forget if you want to fight back, make sure your a good fighter or at least something to fight with. Like, most of the Pastas have super powers or whatever. Knock them out with a simple bat, or an upper cut or if you have super powers of your own, give him a good Kamehameha or Hadiuken or something.

3.) If you get to knock out your attacker, don't assume he or she is dead or turn your back and walk away. There is a chance that they are playing dead, just knocked out and just sleeping or whatever. DON'T ASSUME THEY ARE DEAD, if they disappear or seem they are dead, they will always come back for the second time or more. MAKE SURE THEY ARE DEAD, well, you don't have to kill them, try them to a chair or something.

4.) If your feeling like your being watched, ANYWHERE, with or without people, either run or stay in your group of friends. There's a 99% chance that the killer is alone!!! They can't killer kill many people at once, unless the Pasta is a creature that's not human or human like (An example would be Slenderman and Laughing Jack)

5.) And if it its that 1% they are in a group, then you run or stay and accept you fate. But if your trying to stay alive, you should run!

6.) If you hear any strange noises like ticking, knocked, 80's music or whatever, that's where common sense comes in handy. Don't go around your house finding out what it is. The chances are that the killer is already in your house laughing at your dumb ass.

7.) If you find a mysterious game or get it from the mail or some random creepy ass or normal ass person, DON'T PLAY IT!!!

8.) DON'T DO DRUGS OR DRINK!! If your in the middle being high, drunk, or whatever, the Pasta has the advantage and will kill your ass.

9.) Comment down below if you want specific rules on a specific Pasta, I'll do it if I know the Pasta, this is important so I can tell you how to survive it and stuff.

10.) Favorite this so you have it at all times and you can know what to do.

11.) Watch me and you can see when my next I post another 'How to survive' thing.
I hope this helps.
I got this idea from a YouYuber named MrBettyKrueger, THANKS MRBETTYKRUEGER!!
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Oh Oh, do EJ or Eyeless Jack and Laughing Jack or one of those..... I D K